weezer guy

A grown man who tries to sex every person withing a 69 kilometre radius. He has recently been found dead in the woods. If weezer guy ever tries to sex you, run and hide.

"I saw the weezer guy came to sex you"
"Yeah but i made him run"

by MOURIJUANAGAYDRUGSSEXVIOLENCE February 13, 2022

Weezer fan

a type of person that must be executed

"ayo i heard Michael was a Weezer fan, lets tear of his limbs"

by Reddertarded April 5, 2022

weezer

weezer is a band. and they're good.

um, like, J-POP!

by a-n May 19, 2003

Weekend

To do lay around and do nothing for 2 days

What you gonna do this weekend?

Absolutely, nothing.

by astrnd33 November 11, 2011

Wes Welker

A reciever for the New England Patriots, has one of the best porn names for an NFL player

Jim: Did you see Wes Welker last night?
Mike: Jim you know I dont watch porn

by Dougiesgoingdeep January 25, 2008

Weekend Pudge

The small amount of pudge on your stomach that didn't exist before the weekend. Usually only noticed by people that normally have little or no pudge. Weekend pudge often results from being high all weekend and not caring about what you eat, even though you're normally a healthy eater.

Man, that dank gave me the munchies all weekend long and now I've got some weekend pudge :(

by Hits From The Bong October 20, 2009

something for the weekend

A term used way back when by your Grandads barber refering to condoms.

Something for the weekend sir?

by tash April 24, 2003