warm surprise

when a man sticks his butt cheeks against a womans vaginal area and takes a shit in her twat

Shaun gave erin a warm surprise

Navy guys enjoy giving other guys warm surprises

by john bumdis August 11, 2005

Warm Cat

The direct opposite of a cool cat Commonly used whenever the intent is to say that one is not a cool cat, but the hurting of that one's feelings is not desired. The expression leaves the victim confused, and allows the speaker to enjoy both having insulted the person and confused them, making any argument on the subject virtually impossible.

Joe Shmo: "Hey, do you think I'm a cool cat?"

Jay Shmay: "Nah man, you'se a warm cat."

Joe Shmo: "Oh, well, thanks?"

Jay Shmay: "Hehe"

by Wahrmcaht January 06, 2011

warm aron

when you got the runs and a kid named aron is sleeping by you, you diarrhea all over his face and mouth

i gave aron a warm aron last night it was fricken funny

by b;rero;gbrgberio;bgrio;bb February 12, 2009

warm ass

a hot little sexy tush

hey boy, you got a warm ass

by hotgirl2 February 07, 2016

warm titties

like hot, but for girls to talk about guys who make them blush and get raunchy.

"Oh, Johnny Depp is warm titties!"
"Look at that hot guy... his arse is warm titties"

by StephanieMurphytheSex August 17, 2008

Warm Karl

A Warm Karl is when you take your fecial product (Shit) and put it in a cup. Then you piss in the cup to the top. Once you have filled the cup with your shit and piss, you fit the cup on your erected penis. Once your shit and piss has soaked into your pubes and penis, you remove the cup and insert your smelly penis into a wrinkley ladys bum. Then you rape her bum until she has her period on your face. Can also be used in masturbation.

Did you see Mike O'Brien Warm Karl his gandma? I heard that DOBer walked in on him. How wrong is that!!!

by The Fuck Machine February 11, 2005

Warm lighting

The only legal subspecies of lighting

ANYTHING THAT ISN'T WARM LIGHTING SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE

by Ahumanthatexists September 12, 2020