whitey 

A brownie made with white chocolate. :)

"this is a good brown... wait.. whitey?"

whitey by RevStan December 17, 2003

whitey 

To vomit after taking some form of drugs. Usually only used in referrance to weed.

I whiteyed last night.

whitey by josquius April 15, 2004

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Somebody who always complains about somthething stupid, then wants the people who hate him/her to shower them with affection every time they come around. Very much like a titty-baby.

Little Wussy-kins: whiney whiney feel sorry for me1 My anus hurts.
Me: Back off ya little runt and :D(_*_) on your way out!

whiney whiney feel sorry for me by RatchetBoo May 5, 2003

whitey 

A short period of feeling sick, or queasy; often a reaction to excessive consumption of alcohol or drugs. From the pallid skin of someone feeling sick. Cf. 'throw a whitey'.

John's just had a whitey and had to go home early.

whitey by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

tightey-whiteys 

briefs (as opposed to boxers)

"i don't date guys that wear tightey-whiteys."

tightey-whiteys by lauren August 31, 2003

tighty whiteys boys or girls? 

Thighty Whiteys are more used by girls then boys. Girls will probably laugh if they see you wearing these. These are girls underwear.

Tighty whiteys boys or girls? I asked a girl what was wrong with Thighty Whiteys when I was in year 7. She pulled my trousers down and pulled her skirt down and we were wearing the same Womens underwear.

Another time I was forced to wear my twin sisters knickers but I forgot we had gym. I was pushed into the girls changing room just wearing my knickers and they were all in there bras and knickers. They gave me a hanging wedgie and took pictures to send to the school website. They got a long last lipstick and put some on my lips and wrote Sexy Girl on my nipples. I was so embarrassed I wet my knickers. Know I wear my sister pink bra ad knickers everyday because if I don't people will see the Sexy Girl written on me.

tighty whiteys boys or girls? by D unknown H January 11, 2009

The Whitey

The Whitey refers to a Failed Handshake. As black people usually have no trouble with this phenomena, and white people are almost always the culprit, the title is fitting.

When two people greet eachother, one person may go for a high five while another goes for the ghetto varation. The result is an awkward stew of hand gestures, and fleshy palm on palm friction.

The Whitey can also refer to someone completely missing the other person's hand, resulting in a re-try or giving up entirely.

"Whas up playa!?" (Black dude)
"Errrm not a whole lot *sniffle*, going over my portfolio"(White dude)
--Hand shake--
"Man you just pulled the Whitey" (Black Dude)

The Whitey by FalseIdolWorseProphet July 12, 2011