vampenis

Vampenis ; A man who enjoys getting blood on his cock fucking a girl on her period

Man 1: Mark loves fucking Donna while she's on the rag.

Man 2: Well obviously, he's got a total Vampenis after reading that Twilight bullshit he loves the blood all over his dick

by Zboner December 7, 2009

Vampette

A girl who is so obsessed with vampires she'll put in fake fangs and dress like one (choice of clothing depends on era from which the vampire subject of obsession is from.)

Carl: Did you see that cute goth chick on the corner?

James: That wasn't a goth, that was a vampette.

by leolightman October 6, 2010

vapenis

transexual

get off my VAPENIS (weekends only)

by tran Sexual January 31, 2003

vape job

When you suck feces out of one man's anus, and semen out of another man's penis, mix them together and swallow.

Brian gave Ron and Will an awesome vape job last night

by hotdog420 May 18, 2015

Vamperno

A really fruity gay fruit. Especially when taken as a nickname.

That kid hassan used to be cool until he changed his name to Vamperno, now hes a fruit.

by v-hater March 29, 2009

Weed vape

A vape flavouring specifically designed for people who are either too poor to afford weed or are have accepted their homosexuality and now vape

A: sah dude, try this weed vape

B: nah m9 im already gay

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

Vaped

The act of being raped by a vampire. Or any sort of raping involving vampires.

1. Helen was vaped by Edward Cullen.
2. Count Dracula vaped my next door neighbor.

by yellowpolkadot18 August 29, 2011