Ur mom

Something insulting people say when they don’t know what to say.

Hey Timmy where were you last night?
“Ur mom!”

by Leavemealonebrady May 19, 2019

ur mom

The ultimate comeback. Known as the most powerful counter in all of human history. Use it and you will instantly watch your opponent spontaneously combust.

Enemy: Your gay lol
You: ur mom
Enemy: Explodes

by Crazyhoopla265 October 27, 2022

ur mom

it's just your mom the fuck u want?

just ur mom..

by dontuseyourrealnamethefuck?? September 30, 2018

Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

Ur mom

something you would say to roast someone

Your enemy: your (ugly,fat, wierd, crazy,etc.)
You: yeah so is ur mom

by Liliana.the_fea September 22, 2019

ur cousin

some one your friend sleeps with or a come back to literally any thing

you:i just ate pizza
me:i just ate your cousin

by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018