Ticket Meow

The best kind of cat you will ever meet! Sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! You will always want to he around this cute kitty! He never scratches and loves belly rubs!

Wow! Did you see that? I think it was Ticket Meow!

by animal_luv_12 August 15, 2016

Twickenham

Posh part of London, full of made in Chelsea wannabes.

I saw a black man! I thought we were in Twickenham, not hounslow!!!

by Shasta McScumbag November 5, 2021

twickity twacked

The highest level a tweaker can attain. On a 1-10 scale of being high, twickity twacked means you've achieved an 11.

Past tense would be: twickity twonked.

"Bro I am beyond fucked up...I'm twickity twacked"

or

"That guy playing with a dead pigeon in the middle of traffic was twickity twonked."

by El3ctrick3 June 23, 2022

ticket taker

Someone who sells their freedom, morals, independence, soul, etc. in exchange for material wealth and worldly pleasures. (In other words, a sellout of the worst degree.) These people are typically lapdogs of the dark overlords that run the media and entertainment industry.

Ben Shapiro is often hailed as a prodigy, but he’s really just another ticket taker. He sold himself to the media industry and now he’s a spineless cuck who only does what (((they))) tell him to.

by EliteNinja26 July 29, 2023

whip ticket

To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.

To give someone a rain check for a beating later.

"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."

by Ramin M August 1, 2006

shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.

If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!

by everlife6 May 2, 2009

Crap Tickets

Toilet paper

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.

by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010