Tweet

A tweet is someone who Likes telling people things who they should know

Snitch

That nigga coop a tweet he got his whole gang caught up

by Snitchk August 19, 2019

Dirty tweet thief

Some one who steals awesome tweet from their friends

Lucy openshaw is a dirty tweet thief

by djb1905 April 1, 2020

Tweet

1) n.

Any post on the popular social media network Twitter. Said to contain showerthoughts, fancams, inspirational quotes, comedy gems, people's emotions, and all else.
2) v.
To send such a post on Twitter.

Dude, why did you tweet this? This is offensive af

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020

basement tweeting

When you live in the basement at your parents house and troll extra hard to make yourself feel better about life. Everyone who trolls extra hard is assumed to be basement tweeting

You see all those troll comments? Basement tweeting alive and well.

by Crack pipe, snort stick June 9, 2017

carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017

crafting a tweet

making a twitter tweet.

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.

by mortwister March 16, 2018

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016