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confident turtle

A confident turtle is the action how kids with down syndrome talks to another person by looking up, usually directed an adult or someone taller.
Hey that kid gave me a confident turtle and I was like "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"
by Frexk December 3, 2015
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Jizz Turtle

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.
(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"
by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008
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Turtle Shit

Used to describe something that is both amazingly awesome, and amazingly bad. (because turtles are amazingly awesome, and shit is amazingly bad)
John: "what did you think of the movie?"

Jim: "I thought it was turtle shit, I just can't hate it"
by moon star September 8, 2011
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Turtle Party

An Afrikaans saying which means that you should bring your own alcohol to the party. A turtle has a shell. In Afrikaans a "shell" is a "dop". Another meaning for "dop" in Afrikaans is "alcohol".
You're invited to a turtle party... Bring jou eie dop...
by sommer enige naam March 16, 2009
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Bounce it off the Turtle

When you are asked by senior management to evaluate an idea and he/she expects an answer with no time for proper due diligence. You are then forced to "bounce it off the turtle" and see which direction it flies. It is very likely the idea will be approved based on your "careful" consideration and it will make or break your career.
Fred asked me to provide a solution for all of our revenue reporting. He expects it to predict changes in the industry and wants an answer by 8:00 AM tomorrow. I had to bounce it off the turtle and then updated my resume.
by Flying Bacon July 12, 2011
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Turtle Head

Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell
Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, aka "Turtle Head", poked out momentarily from intense deliberations with Senate Democrats, to announce that a budget deal had yet to be reached.
by Fishsticks Wilson January 22, 2013
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