A Tucker 

Someone who is an absolute flaker. Leaves everything to last minute. Doesn't make decisions until its a matter of life and death. Leaves you in endless loops of "no you decide" conversations.

A: "My mate was absolutely being a tucker last night; he wouldn't decide if he should go or not."
B: "Shame he didn't come to the party."

A Tucker by MASMRANKRA June 9, 2019

Mother-Tucker Carlson 

The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.

That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.

Mother-Tucker Carlson by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023

The Trevor Tucker

The act of sneaking up on unsuspecting campers while disguised in a bear costume. Once near the campers tent you wake the campers by shaking the tent until the campers run out. You then find the camper of your choice alone in the woods and rape them.

"I'm never going camping again suzy"

"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"

The Trevor Tucker by Nate lowry January 3, 2010

Peter Tucker 

You have to both shit and piss in a John Q. Public. When you enter the restroom, you find a Little John awaiting you. Since you have to both shit and piss, you do the "Peter Tucker", ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your peckerhead on the inside of the toilet.

This morning, I woke up with a Woody Johnson, but I also had to piss like a fire hose, so I did the Peter Tucker to avoid getting the John Dickens.

Peter Tucker by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006

chris tucker 

He was Smokey on the first 'Friday' movie!

And you know this...maaaaan!!! - Chris Tucker aka Smokey

chris tucker by BooBooHead April 16, 2006

John Tucker 

Noun(also see: player)
1. Captain of the Basketball Team
2. Coolest guy in school
3. A serious player with the ladies

1. John Tucker, captain of the basketball team, uses thongs for a nice breeze and perfect balance in order to score a basket.
2. Oh my god, John Tucker is definitely the coolest, sexpot of the school.
3. John Tucker Must Die, but why? He is a total two-timer.

John Tucker by SexiNikki January 31, 2007

sock tucker 

A derivative of cork soaker. A cock sucker. One who gobbles the baloney pony.

Look at that sock tucker run........

sock tucker by Repeter September 15, 2007