Jelly Tube

When a male rubs his genitals on an inanimate surface/object/anything (including person).

The act of placing ones penis on an object.

(Ex. door knob, coffee mug, pillow, fish tank.)

Ex. Don't you dare jelly tube my backpack!

by Don Javidson January 14, 2014

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Deep-tube

Deep-tube is an area in the popular video-sharing website Youtube. The videos in Deep-tube are characterized by having a very low view count, containing some degree of obscurity and suggest to other videos of a similar status.

"Last night I discovered this exquisite 1970's Jazz in the Deep-tube. Can't believe its only got 14 views. Better keep it that way."

by Themilkcat May 2, 2014

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sausage tubing

when a person, typically male, takes a steamy shit into another persons' asshole.

dan: dude i was with my gf last night and she wanted me to poop into her asshole.

randy: dude! she wanted you to sausage tube her? thats nasty.

dan: yeah i know. but i pinched off a steamy one in her ass anyway.

randy: did she enjoy the sausage tubing?

dan: yeah she said it was better then last time...

by intoodeep January 5, 2010

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noob tube

A common name for any Grenade laucher attachment that can be used by Assault class infantry in Battlefield 2. an effective weapon used at long range, is often used at close range as unintended by EA/DICE, and is nerfed in v1.2 patch

omfg 5th time this round that bunny hopping idiot with the noob tube got me!!?

by ApocD July 31, 2008

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Tube Job

The act of giving one a blow job through a snorkel. It also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear.

Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.

Thornton: Word?

Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.

by SirLogik June 3, 2011

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