tristan

A mentally retarded brother.

Oh my god girl, that guy is such a tristan.

by itsjimmymine June 15, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is stupid, ugly, and just overall a piece of garbage. Nobody likes him bc he is such a fucking bitch and he should just go die In a hole. He has a BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND named honey and he doesnt deserve her at all. In conclusion if you see a Tristan you should just push him off a bridge.

Fuck tristan

by Tcrosbie04 April 14, 2019

Tristan

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He'll lure you in with his musical talent, but will turn out to be an untalented douchebag who would rather cheat on his girlfriend and lie about it for months than just grow a pair and fess up. Meeting a "Tristan" will waste your time and energy.

"You see that ugly dick over there?"
"Oh yeah, he's such a Tristan"

by Catlover696969 April 19, 2013

tristan paige brownlee

A gareat name always givin to attractive woman with blond hair born in november , & shes HOTT. Shes a great person to know she is vary kind & forgivin, shes down to earth, is vary smart,& if your lucky enough to pull off a date with her you will see just how amazing she is!

Tristan Paige Brownlee, i mean just find anyone with the name & there you have your example

by ilytpb July 28, 2009

tristan jones

A name used for gay people that constantly cause mayhem and are usually found hanging out with girls that are taller than they are

That nigga such a Tristan Jones

by Mason beupit April 20, 2017

Tristan

Daddy🤤, usually has a big dick

Did you see that kid named Tristan
Yeah he’s such a smokeshow

by vDad June 6, 2018

Tristan

Gargles everyones balls. Big fag

Tristan just gargled his own balls cause he's a fag He does this every day

by bigdick2 March 17, 2014