Townie

a white teen who along with their crew try to copy the way of life of black teens. will listen to crappy skank cluber music and be obsessed with modding up crappy cars and dream of driving it when pissed. male townies will select a girl friend and walk with her whilst holdin her hand and also his teeny dick. some boys will be proud of wearing the playboy make and often tuck their trousers into it's socks, maround which is also a fake watch.
townie, the thing wrong with the world, not potheads or skaters or nerds, we all get along if any townies read this (which tey probably can't cos their so inbred) go die in a ditch and rot in hell.

1aarghhhh i hate f#####g townie scum
they should all be shot.

2hey dude wanna kill skallies and townie scum?
yes lets do that and then we go to www.urbandictionary.com and post the message that townies are dead!!

by ihatetownies December 8, 2004

townies

there is shit all wrong with townies not all townies are the same its just the diked 1s who think there big and walking around starting fights givin them a bad name most townies are ok if u give them a chance if u ask most townies they say they hate bein townies but its the way they are

not all are bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by loe life:( August 5, 2004

townies

me bein a townie myself i fink this is aloada bullshite!!!! get a fukin life a finkppl"goth" ava lota beta finks t do instead ov writin shit stuff on ere dissin townies...piss me rite off man!

all goths seem t fink all townies do is sit at a bus stop all nite...BUT WE DNT!! yea might drink alota but hey ya only live once!

by Roxy February 13, 2005

Townie

a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.

TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay?
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!

by Ella November 19, 2004

townies

They are just the oposite from greebs, im a greeb and i haveb est mates that are townie i dont have anyhting against them but ther is a massive divide .

we jus wear different clothes n speak a bit different .. is tht so wrong?

by imo June 11, 2004

Townie Hater

Normal Person. i.e one that doesn't dress in ridiculous sports gear all the time, doesn't breed like a jack-rabbit with the pox, and isn't into flushing their life down the toilet ASAP

"Oy, oy, innit..."
"Fuck off."

by Elohim January 29, 2005

knucklehead townie

A knucklehead townie is the exact opposite of a redneck country boy, knucklehead townies are usually bisexual don’t own firearms, hunt or fish and hate camping. Knucklehead townies tend to be liberals who can’t weld.

Hey bro, did you see that knucklehead townie in the designer jeans try to lay a greasy bead? he wants to suck my peen.

by Jules Winnfield May 27, 2018