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nigger touch

Just like the cheese touch but instead you die.
"oh shit you just got the nigger touch"
by oof my ass April 23, 2018
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Big touch

A touch tbat either lasts to long or is rapey in nature. (Any gameshow host ever.)
Ace: *gives James a big touch*
James: whoa, no homo tho, right?
by Bęèņ pőįšøň February 22, 2019
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Playing touch P-P

1. People being unaware of their surroundings, and having no sense of urgency whatever. In effect, not respecting others by moving the hell out of the way so that people who DO have something important to do can proceed with their lives.

2. When committing a crime, those people around you who have their backs turned, or are preoccupied with something else, allowing you to get on with the business at hand.
Ex: “If this asshole would quit playing touch p-p with that cashier I could get the fuck outa here.”
2nd ex: “While that woman was playing touch p-p with her airbags, I drove around her and dipped off the exit ramp.
by Jack of trade January 1, 2022
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Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.
It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?
by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023
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The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.
Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.
by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011
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your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you
Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose
by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011
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