Minority Tornado

An area such as a blacktop, gymnasium, or club, consisting only of minorities (social or racial) or wannabes that combine to form a huge mass that may or may not rotate around a focal point (such as a D.J. or stripper).

Depending on the size of such a mass it can be classified using the category system. Cat. 1 is used for least amount of people and/or destruction and Cat. 5 is used to describe a huge amount of minorities and/or full scale destruction.

Kid: Hey, you wanna go play basketball?

Kid2: No thanks man, the last I heard there was a Category 3 Minority Tornado over there. I wouldn't want to get caught in that...

Kid: lol. K.

by Krazy Pudding October 6, 2008

French Tornado

The act of tying a woman to one blade of the ceiling fan, then standing on a chair and slapping her in the face or ass with your dick as she goes around.

"My girlfriend wanted to do something kinky, so I strapped her up and the French Tornado began."

by 20 dollar fucky-sucky February 27, 2016

Fire Tornado

A Cataclysmic event that occurs in a relationship where your girlfriend becomes a flaming whore and you are sucked up in a tornado of emotions. The burns you receive are not visible to the naked eye but deep down you are scorched to the 3rd degree.

Colby: My girlfriend and I got into a huge fight last night..

Mike: What happened?

Colby: I dont know she's just a flaming whore!

Mike: I think you've been struck by a Fire Tornado..

by Hayes #17 December 23, 2008

tittie tornado

When a girl is about to be felt up, but instead the guy precariously places his index finder at the epicenter of her nipple and vigourously swirls his finger around its circumfrence in a failed attempt to arouse her.

She took off her shirt and he gave her a tittie tornado as she stared blankly at him.

by NipTakan April 4, 2009

Mexican Tornado

A Mexican Tornado is when you're screwing a girl from behind, then pull out, ejaculate into her hair, and push her down the stairs. The twirling motion of her hair with your jiz in it while she's tumbling down the stairs is what is known as a Mexican Tornado.

"How did Maria die?"


"Well she experienced one too many Mexican Tornados."

by DoctorVahnFaustus October 24, 2008

Red Tornado

1.) (n) Slang terminology for the female menstration period, usually applies to an excess time period or amount of vaginal flow.

2.) (n) A girl that will use a fake period to keep you out of her pants.

3.) (n) Ravaging someone's face or body with a used tampon, usually the tampon is spun in a circular motion over one's head prior to attack.

1.) John: "Dude, I don't know if i can hold out any longer."

Bob: "No way man, don't tell me your going to battle the Red Tornado!"

2.) Bill: "I almost hooked up with Mary but she has her period."

Jim: "That girl is a Red Tornado."

3.) "I just got Will with the ultimate Red Tornado!"

by Brian 5 May 22, 2006

Penis Tornado

While inserting your penis in a girl perform a cartwheel to produce a Penis Tornado

My husband tore my pussy with that Penis Tornado last nght.

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014