Tommy Flynn

A giant crackhead at PCMS

Omg did you see tommy flynn at the dance?
Yea dude he was snorting crack off the floor!

by WHOSAHOE May 14, 2015

Tommy McMurtry

The state of being attracted to humanoids with pumpkin heads.

"I'm not saying that he's Tommy McMurtry, but I am saying that we don't really know."

by justapumpkin May 31, 2019

Tommy McAbee

A rad mountain dude. Loves all kinds of music, but not too much rap. A Tommy McAbee likes big 4x4 trucks, but loves all kinds of cars. Plays guitar. Not so hot on the drums. A Tommy McAbee knows everything about history and is a PaulBot.

"That mountain boy listening to all that random music in that big 3500 is a huge Tommy McAbee."

Paulbot hillbilly Tommy McAbee

by HillbillyWNC March 27, 2013

Tommy Wedgie

When a person is wearing "Tommy Hilfiger" underwear and another substance pulls upwards on their underwear and the underwear goes up its buttcheek,

Awwww Man ! Baileigh I think you got a Tommy Wedgie from Laura. I saw her pull on your underwear really hard !

by Therealestniggaalive23943 January 3, 2015

tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.

I just tommy dicked my cigarette!

by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013

Tommy goggles

Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.

After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.

by Squeebert_ February 8, 2017

Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.

Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?

by England_isn’t_my_city November 3, 2018