Toby

Toby is someone who is fake, an asshole, and full of themself. He really thinks that he is cool and that everyone loves him. He is a dick.

Josh: Hey wtf why did you pull a toby on gracie?
Kent: Yeah i feel bad unlike toby.

by urbandictionarylmao May 14, 2015

Toby Wan Kenobi

Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."

Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."

White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."

or,

Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"

Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."

by Bructus December 7, 2010

toby

A black person that should be picking cotton

That Toby is lazy as hell

by dinotard October 23, 2013

Toby

A regional Northeastern US / Canada term that indicates a person with an unclear gender. Possibly a hermaphrodite.

"Is that a girl or a dude?"
"No idea. It's a Toby I guess"

by Alfonso Salazar Jr. October 15, 2013

tonyblair

1. to employ a false sincerity (as opposed to insincerity)
2. to be number two in the gang
3. pretend to listen, and then do what you like anyway
4. to suck up to multinationals
5. to wage war on pitiful countries
6. to infect old people already in hospital
7. to go so full circle you become a fascist
8. to marry a horse-faced shocker
9. to bully people to accept your opinion
10. to disappear for a fortnight when things get a bit troublesome
11. to resurrect, with indecent haste, the careers of those you had to sack when they became a liability
12. to turn the country you head into the second most hated place on earth and endanger its people with very dub(ya)ious associates

I'm not going into hospital. I'm only having a massive coronary. That hospital has been tonyblaired.

or

I'm so tonyblair I am now a member of the SS.

or

The Canary Islands have had unusual amounts of rain this year. We suspect terrorist involvement. We will have to tonyblair Lanzarote out of the Atlantic.

or

Yeah yeah tonyblair tonyblair. Oh sorry, I was listening honestly.

by Hilary Briss July 17, 2005

Toby

Toby was the dog in the Punch and Judy
shows, popular in England in the 19th century. Some members of the British public thought such shows were immoral but they were strongly defended by Charles Dickens

What a load of codswallop, imagine audiences paying the sort of money they are charged for entertainment today going to a Punch and Judy show to hear such lines, written for Toby, as " (snarl) arr, arr " or " Bow, wow, wow "

by Criostoir Hulme September 9, 2006

Toby

1. A wet dog.
2. A disgusting smell.
3. A person that lives like a wet smelly dog.

That smells like a Toby

by Caliber44 June 15, 2009