Cow Thug

When shit goes sideways.

Cow thug happened and then Michael Mauk was fired.

by Dr. Butter MacBean September 30, 2022

cow dick

A dick that is half white half black resembling a cow

Justin has a cow dick

by India is ba November 13, 2017

Jeely Cow

An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising

*Gretchen burns her house to the ground*

John: Jeely cow Gretchen

by Lizmorg December 19, 2021

cows moosic

literally the best place to go for music tutorials. she is a guitar tutorial youtuber.

"Yo cows moosic just posted, i can be happy with life now"

by the 360 September 3, 2022

Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

cow rider

A person who rides a cow in thier spare time most commonly used as a insult to culchies

“Shut up townie” “fuck of u cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020

cow rider

A person who rides cows

“Ur such a cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020