the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
Get the gear chairmug. A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.
What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
by soccer all November 25, 2016
Get the Man Chairmug. A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chairmug. A defensive move used to protect oneself from full body on body contact of a real hug, due to the unappealing nature of the other hugger. This typically consists of an obstruction placed in the path of the hugger participants, such as a chair.
Thankfully their last meeting was in a conference room and lee flawlessly executed a chair hug when Heidi attempted the obligatory goodbye hug.
by Lee337w November 8, 2013
Get the Chair hugmug. After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.
You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
by BurningRambo December 18, 2013
Get the chair lobstermug. "I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 20, 2012
Get the Captain's Chairmug. My Doctor said I need to stop sitting on my balls. He thinks I'm purposely giving myself The Malectric Chair
by Brett50Cal July 13, 2012
Get the The Malectric Chairmug.