muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016

sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.

Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much

by shashwah May 7, 2016

gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.

My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom

by Fudgerlicker October 16, 2016

woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

Goat Tissue

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing

Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN

by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 8, 2018

Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019

Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019