A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS
by CUMLICKER 2 November 20, 2009
Get the Twiddle Dick mug.The appearance of the Toddler-man is most likely the result of low social standards and the slipshod ideals of what is known as “casual living.” The Toddler man can be observed at all levels of western society but is most obvious at the middle class level, where he is apparently flourishing.
His core sense of being makes an appearance as basic physical slothfulness – a roly-poly shape, pot belly in evidence, accented by a disheveled or minimalist hairstyle. He often has a growth of five-o’clock facial moss which acts as an inaccurate but perpetual sundial of ingrown masculinity.
The clothing ranges from shabby to neat, but expresses itself from a strict menu of t-shirts (with snide and clever illustrations or geeky retro references on them), jeans, and tennis shoes. This shapeless uniform is the footed pajama set of the Toddler Man.
Any engagements outside of this small world must involve stimulation of the ego or quick satisfaction; otherwise he cannot bring himself to make the effort to leave his “crib” of submissive self-importance. There is safety in being the only one in the winner’s circle.
As he grows older he will become even more attached to and crawl further into his little “womb” of coddled protection. Sadly, some of the more crude attributes of “Toddlerism” are now associated with “being a guy”, and are now encouraged and celebrated by men as a whole.
His core sense of being makes an appearance as basic physical slothfulness – a roly-poly shape, pot belly in evidence, accented by a disheveled or minimalist hairstyle. He often has a growth of five-o’clock facial moss which acts as an inaccurate but perpetual sundial of ingrown masculinity.
The clothing ranges from shabby to neat, but expresses itself from a strict menu of t-shirts (with snide and clever illustrations or geeky retro references on them), jeans, and tennis shoes. This shapeless uniform is the footed pajama set of the Toddler Man.
Any engagements outside of this small world must involve stimulation of the ego or quick satisfaction; otherwise he cannot bring himself to make the effort to leave his “crib” of submissive self-importance. There is safety in being the only one in the winner’s circle.
As he grows older he will become even more attached to and crawl further into his little “womb” of coddled protection. Sadly, some of the more crude attributes of “Toddlerism” are now associated with “being a guy”, and are now encouraged and celebrated by men as a whole.
The appearance of the "Toddler-Man" during the past 20 years is proof that the world may very well be going to hell in a Heineken.
Movies perfectly depicting the Toddler-Man: The Big Labowski; Men Who Stare at Goats; It's Complicated; Chocolate; Burn After Reading . . . and too many others to list.
Movies perfectly depicting the Toddler-Man: The Big Labowski; Men Who Stare at Goats; It's Complicated; Chocolate; Burn After Reading . . . and too many others to list.
by samspader0314 August 1, 2012
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A contraction or series of contractions of the anus caused by external stimulation, usually by a digit.
by Peter Lin September 11, 2008
Get the tiddlywink mug.Typically derogatory within a certain culture, subject, or "Matter at hand". When labeling someone as Tiddlywinks, you are primarily mentioning the aspects of their idiotic breadth of being an absolutely pussy .
Jimmy - "So what the hell is Frank doing over there? I don't know what the hell is going on.. "
Thomas - "Got absolutely no idea Jimmy, he's off in fuckin' Tiddlywink land or something, he's a fucking retard Jimmy.."
Frank - "Hey guys! Hahaha, I was playing GTAV the other day, and I put a bunch of C4's on some cop cars, hehee and they went BOOOOMM"
Whilst Frank is saying that, he's actually drooling from his mouth, making himself look like a retard and that he's off in Tiddlywinks land....
Jimmy - "I'd certainly say that the narrator fucking nailed it !"
Frank - " Yeah!"
Thomas - " Wtf.. ? "
Thomas - "Got absolutely no idea Jimmy, he's off in fuckin' Tiddlywink land or something, he's a fucking retard Jimmy.."
Frank - "Hey guys! Hahaha, I was playing GTAV the other day, and I put a bunch of C4's on some cop cars, hehee and they went BOOOOMM"
Whilst Frank is saying that, he's actually drooling from his mouth, making himself look like a retard and that he's off in Tiddlywinks land....
Jimmy - "I'd certainly say that the narrator fucking nailed it !"
Frank - " Yeah!"
Thomas - " Wtf.. ? "
by ResEve00 November 22, 2013
Get the Tiddlywinks mug.1. Exceptionally small and/or unattractive breast.
2. Breast with nipples that are the size of a dime or smaller.
2. Breast with nipples that are the size of a dime or smaller.
When a girl yells at a guy about starring at her breast, inorder to down play her breast respond with "Girl ain't nobody looking at your little tiddlywinks."
by Ernest Jundis August 22, 2011
Get the Tiddlywinks mug.a certain part of the male anatomy a.k.a. ...penis, cock, tallywhacker, little petey, chevy, meat and two veg, schlong, fun, pener weiner, frank and beans, pony...etc.
by Jon Murphy March 28, 2004
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