Tinker Wives

A social media group for unemployed dependas to showcase what bored judgemental bridge trolls they truly are

I saw MahKaylaleigh on Tinker Wives yesterday gossiping about Enlisted women and advertising her latest pyramid scheme while flossing intellectual about bootstraps and buttercups.

by Gottttem April 10, 2017

Tinkerbelled

Off your face on drugs

*Roger double drops a pill*

*1hr later*
“Bloody hell roger you look absolutely tinkerbelled mate”

by Officialbadman123 August 29, 2018

Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.

Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.

by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020

Tweeny Tinker

Someone with a abnormally small and deformed penis due to extreme amounts of masturbation.

Patrick was nicknamed the tweeny tinker after an emabrassing games lesson when he ran around naked. 2 inches and the shape of a hammer the tween winker Patrick never got any action.

by Tinky Winky Patrick April 22, 2009

Winkle Tinker

1. A long, tube like-schlong used to fuck females.

2. Dick.

3. A mans pipe-line service.

4. An object protruding from a leprechaun's groin.

5. The Battle Driver.

1. "She gasps every time I stuck her with my winkle tinker."

2. She yelled "Oh daddy!" when I slid my winkle tinker inside her.

3. "Dig deeper Mr. Winkle Tinker!"

4. As seen in GTA 4 at the leprechaun cornerstore called the "Leprechaun's Winkletinker"

by Willie Fhisther July 7, 2011

Ice thicker

The opposite of an ice breaker. Makes a situation even more awkward

*someone mentions the awkward silence*
-Dude, that was such an ice thicker!

by Jojjoog November 13, 2017

water is thicker than blood

- uselly we said "Blood is thicker than water" which mean's

.People who are related have stronger obligations to each other than to people outside the family
but "water is thicker than blood" is to say the opposite -

people outside the family have stronger obligations to each other than to people who are related

Sister: She's not your mother, Liam
Dad: Water is thicker than blood these days

by shameless subtitelor December 28, 2016