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therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapistfor free.
by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022
mugGet the therapy virginmug.

Indian Massage Therapy

The act of fingering your homies booty hole until they clench.
Yo I’m bouta give you the best Indian massage therapy tonight.
by dr giggle touch January 25, 2024
mugGet the Indian Massage Therapymug.

throat therapy

Food, a snack, comfort food, fast food, gourmet food. Also coffee, tea, wine, beer or a cold milkshake on a hot summer day.
"Let's stop at the next rest stop on the highway and get some throat therapy."
by PRwiz101 July 3, 2008
mugGet the throat therapymug.

Hostage Therapy

(Noun)
A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.
Michael: I just had the worst plane experience ever.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.
by Amity Islander November 29, 2024
mugGet the Hostage Therapymug.

korean therapy

When you invite a group of male friends to get hard in separate rooms, walk into a circle, lock eyes, drop the towels around your waist, and look down.
Hey big boy, wanna join my Korean Therapy session in the gym tomorrow?
by Toxic Outlaw May 15, 2022
mugGet the korean therapymug.

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021
mugGet the Second-hand therapymug.

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