Tanner Cassin is the worst type of person in the world. He is a piece of shit in the port potty of hell. If you date him he will have sex with your future roommate and think he did nothing wrong. If you ever meet a Tanner Cassin, run the other way. He might chase you (i forgot to mention that he is also a creepy stalker who will maybe take advantage of you) so run like hell until you are on the other side of the country. If I C U Next Tuesday Tanner Cassin, it will be too soon.
by putaringonit June 2, 2018
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by Tanner Burk December 21, 2017
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Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode April 24, 2018
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by Kiddite January 2, 2020
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