by SmartSpoon12 February 11, 2019
When two straight male friends are forced into a situation in which they must share a bed or other sleeping arrangement. Male #1 sleeps under the cover at the head of the bed, while male #2 sleeps over the covers, with his head at the foot of the bed.
by Hysteric B February 11, 2009
contrary of the other definition just be yourself; this one means when your high as hell with your buddy/ies and their trippin you out talking stupid trippy and you want them to act normal
Puffer: maaaaaaan im high
Passer: wonder if god exsists
Puffer: fuck god, keep it real, im high as shit
Passer: wonder if god exsists
Puffer: fuck god, keep it real, im high as shit
by Maverick Aegis November 26, 2010
Quite possibly one of Weezer's best songs, featuring a music video with the Muppets.
Or/Also
A fishing metaphor for someone to keep trying at a difficult task, or to simply keep fishing.
Or/Also
A fishing metaphor for someone to keep trying at a difficult task, or to simply keep fishing.
by Lee Bird July 27, 2009
When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.
Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.
by dunlopallstar May 10, 2011
Definition
I Keeps -- short for I keep it real
Backround/History
Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere
I Keeps -- short for I keep it real
Backround/History
Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere
Guy1: Get outta my grill man! This ain't no barbecue! You ain't no Hamburger!
Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)
Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)
by obi April 26, 2005
A way of saying goodbye to someone on either a computer or cell phone telling them to "keep in txt" which is similar to keep in touch. It tells them that if they need to reach you, they should text you.
by Brendan McLarty June 11, 2008