Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

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jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017

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Jake

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.

Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"

by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018

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Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.

Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"

by Dark Fish July 26, 2012

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Jakes are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. They have reddish brown hair, a kind smile, and are all around adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jake, never let him go. He makes you feel on top of the world, and can make you have butterflies in your stomach. Gotta love a Jake <3

Jake is such a sweetheart he makes me wanna stay with him forever and never let him go.

by ☁️Lost boy☁️ July 29, 2018

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