A really fucking annoying and or frustrating situation involving five or more people in a small space.
when trying top leave the movie theater, a 400 pound man tripped causing a serious fuck-fest for the people behing him
by anitasquatch horgan March 3, 2008
Get the Fuck-Festmug. the female equivalent of a sausage fest. It is often misleadingly called a party, despite the lack of males present. Often involves taking photos, just to post on facebook, and mass bitching sessions.
Guy - Hey, what are you doing saturday night?
Girl - Oh, I'm going to a party.
Guy - Really? Who's?
Girl - Oh, it's Jane's.
Guy - Any guys going to be there?
Girl - Nah
Guy - Stupid dyke fest
Girl - Oh, I'm going to a party.
Guy - Really? Who's?
Girl - Oh, it's Jane's.
Guy - Any guys going to be there?
Girl - Nah
Guy - Stupid dyke fest
by average_aussie November 19, 2010
Get the dyke festmug. by Chalmeezy August 5, 2008
Get the Balloon Festmug. A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
Get the Boner Festmug. A common term used to describe a college party in which the typical apartment with floor space for 25 people is exceeding the limit by at least 10 times over. Symptoms may include stuck up against the wall, frequent beer spillage, long keg lines, restlessness, the uncertainty of who's body odor you're smelling, and the depressing realization that you only had half a beer and it's already 2 in the morning.
Mooney: "So what did you think about that rager last night at Hunter's Ridge?"
Preston: "Are you kidding? That party was a total sardine-fest! The keg ran out within the first fifteen minutes i was there and there was so many people that i couldn't move away from this disgusting chick that smelled like used tampons!"
Preston: "Are you kidding? That party was a total sardine-fest! The keg ran out within the first fifteen minutes i was there and there was so many people that i couldn't move away from this disgusting chick that smelled like used tampons!"
by Ffej16 December 20, 2010
Get the Sardine-festmug. 1. just some dudes being dudes
2. just some bros being bros
3. straight chillers mobbing out and getting dabbed up
4. just friends having a solid vibing time
2. just some bros being bros
3. straight chillers mobbing out and getting dabbed up
4. just friends having a solid vibing time
by Sunryse December 12, 2019
Get the Vibe Festmug. by Theoneandonly, God November 25, 2018
Get the Splooge Festmug.