A group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while participating in wife like activities. (mainly boozing)
SCENARIO #1
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
by Wive's Club Member September 13, 2011
Get the Wive's Clubmug. In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017
Get the club penguinmug. by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017
Get the clubbing dodosmug. When someone drunkenly decides to take their sandals off at the club, thus resulting in the blackening of ones feet from the filth of youthful exuberance slowly rubbing into your skin.
by Wanilla Ice February 11, 2020
Get the Club Toemug. A girl or guy who you hooked up with in a club or on a night out, who you will never hear from again. No exchange of information. No further contact. Just a hook up for one night. Just a club ting.
Jim: "Hey Joe! Have you heard from that girl from Saturday night yet?"
Joe: "Nah bro, she was just a club ting."
Joe: "Nah bro, she was just a club ting."
by _jjwoods August 7, 2018
Get the club tingmug. Similar to the mile high club, you are considered part of the "Harkness club" after having sex on a Harkness table, a large, wooden, oval table seating 12 students. Primarily found in American, New England, prep schools which use the Harkness system of learning such as: Exeter, Lawrenceville, Andover, etc.
"Dude, I totally banged that chick in Mem. Hall last night!"
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"
*High five*
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"
*High five*
by Hashtag_TheRealMichealCera!! March 5, 2014
Get the Harkness clubmug. One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.
Competencies includes, but is not limited to,
Grinding
Bumping
Drinking
Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.
Negotiating drugs/pussy
Competencies includes, but is not limited to,
Grinding
Bumping
Drinking
Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.
Negotiating drugs/pussy
Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"
Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"
Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"
by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010
Get the Clubbing Legendmug.