Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

volcano awareness

number one cause of dinosaurs, and gayness

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by pkpria June 14, 2009

alaskan volcano

While your partner is giving you head you break her nose, right before you jizz in her mouth, causing her to bleed. Once you cum in her mouth, tape it and blow pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze the cum through her nose bleed. and there you've got an alaskan volcano.

Karlo: Yo matt! did you give Sam an Alaskan Volcano?

Matt: Yeah but I had to bring her to the emergencies to fix her nose...
Karlo: That sucks

by SWAGMAN78 August 5, 2016

Carolina Volcano

A Carolina volcano is a way of consuming alcohol. The consumer presents his/her asshole in a headstand formation while a partner goatees open the asshole of the consumer. The partner then fills the asshole of the consumer with Fireball cinnamon whiskey. The consumer then farts out the Fireball creating a blasting effect of fiery and delicious whiskey into the face of the partner.

My sister is temporarily blind after helping me with a Carolina Volcano

by DEEPSEAASFUCK August 3, 2021

Teriyaki Volcano

When an asian man serves teriyaki to a customer resulting in the customer having immediate diarrhea. The customer has a heart attack as well causing the dead person to shit themselves all over the restaurant. This simultaneously causes other customers to puke and fall on top of the first customer. Eventually, forming a mound covered in a brownish green shit cream used again in the egg rolls of PF Wangs.

Teriyaki volcanoes are very bad, I don't want to eat chinese food again.

by Ghosty Gang December 18, 2017

Vegas Volcano

You meet a stripper in Vegas and are banging her from behind so hard, when you cum she projectile vomits and fecal matter leaks out in her anal cavity around your cock and drips down your balls.

My girl and I went out drinking last night and I railed her so hard she did a Vegas Volcano.

by Mamacas March 6, 2025

meat volcano

A human male's penis in the action of dispersing semen.

Tim had a problem with his meat volcano always firing blanks.

by GaryTheCabbage July 31, 2017