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Poot

An abbreviated version of the classic Puto sexual slur. Appropriate for use at work; SFW (safe for work) , especially when directed at supervisors. Guys named Obet or Raymundo especially like being given this moniker.
Sup Poot.
by Señorff October 11, 2021
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Lo Poot

A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".
For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!

For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!

For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!
by john szabo February 8, 2009
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poot

A high pitched fart, that sounds like a misplayed trumpet note.
Did you just poot? Or maybe you forgot to tell me that you've started learning the trumpet?
by lawrence De Plume September 2, 2019
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Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021
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poot whoo

A Poot Whoo is someone who is famous for letting out tremendous amounts of gas in the form of flatuations. Generally these powerful burst bring tears to the eye and smell as if someone has stained the air.
John: Dude, did you invite Rocky to the steam room party?
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.
by Kris aka Special K April 12, 2008
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granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 30, 2018
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