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Kony Hunting

Going to Uganda independently of State and Government, to kill Joseph Kony. Often involves long range rifles, explosive ordinances and sexual torture devices.
Gee whiz, I sure am feeling oppressed today, I'm buying a ticket and going Kony Hunting.
by NachoFiasco June 17, 2012
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Moon Hunting

The act of going outside in broad daylight and searching for the moon by staring directly at the sun

Only done before an eclipse, and occasionally by drunken college students
Dude me and Taylor had to go to the hospital after moon hunting for way too long
by bitch lasagna August 22, 2017
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Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
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Hentai Hunting

When you can’t find that hentai you watched a month ago so you spend an abnormally prolonged amount of time trying to find it.
“I saw this hentai a while back, and my cock erupted like Ol’ Faithful. I forgot the title, so I spent 2 hours hentai hunting until I finally found it, popped the cork and let the juice run.”
by in the stratosphere April 23, 2019
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run with the hunted

1. from a Bukowski poem and title of anthology
2. living an outlaw life
1.

like the fox

I run with the hunted

and if I’m not

the happiest man

on earth

I’m surely the

luckiest man

alive.

- Charles Bukowski from The Night Torn Mad with Footsteps

2.
I used to run with the hunted when I was younger but with age I have gotten suburban.
by angelzero June 30, 2011
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Simoshin Hunting

Originally coined by N4TBlazinHokies, It is to describe the act of running all over a map, (or dividing it up to share) to find and kill a player who is standing still.

Seen in Saints Row 2 a lot because by playing a match, you earn money needed to gain ranks, and eventually earn acheivments. people doing this don't care, or want to play online with people, they just want the acheivements.

Named for a player who has become the most famous for doing this, Simoshan J.
In Pregame Lobby:
Team A: Aw, Fuck, We got Simoshin, he just stands there.
Team B: Yeah, you better quit out, We Are Just going Simoshin Hunting
{Team A all quits, except Simoshin}
{Team B each gets about 25-30 Kills}
by Gamewizard December 14, 2009
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blubber hunting

1. going out on the town to look for fat bitches to fuck
2. literal whale hunting
Ey yo, Darius, wanna go blubber hunting?
by blubberhunter May 9, 2021
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