Being high. Like, hella high. Like, 900 mg of THC high.
“Each gummy had 100 mg of THC. He grabbed 9 and just started chewin’ them. Within 20 minutes, he was in the stratosphere.”
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In the stratosphere
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When you can’t find that hentai you watched a month ago so you spend an abnormally prolonged amount of time trying to find it.
“I saw this hentai a while back, and my cock erupted like Ol’ Faithful. I forgot the title, so I spent 2 hours hentai hunting until I finally found it, popped the cork and let the juice run.”
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Hentai Hunting
mug!
What non-AP students take cuz they’re too fuckin dumb for AP Chem and AP Physics.
“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”
