A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).
He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!
by Wolfman1988 February 05, 2011
by Slamdance ninny slapfest June 29, 2009
When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.
by metal2210 March 25, 2019
1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.
2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
1.
Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*
Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*
*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*
Scott: See you later man!
Jim: You too!
2.
Norwegian Scott: HEY!
Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?
*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*
Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*
*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*
Scott: See you later man!
Jim: You too!
2.
Norwegian Scott: HEY!
Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?
*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
by AYearForPhil October 30, 2011
When the leg hair of two grown men momentarily touch and intertwine. The bonded men quickly pull away and give each other a head nod.
I was sitting at the bar on a hot summer day when a European man wearing 5 inch shorts sat next to me. There was no need to speak a word since we already greeted one another with an Avatar Handshake.
-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.
-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.
by Cubbyguy September 25, 2023
It is when two men are walking towards each other, they give each other a stern look in the face and grab each other’s genitals which is followed by a firm shake. Afterwards they smell their hands to show appreciation towards their Feversham neighbor.
by Blackjesus1993 September 16, 2018
At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.
The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.
by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019