walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

walk the dog by Your Mom April 23, 2005

wag the dog 

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.

When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.

wag the dog by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005

takin the dog for a walk 

a term used for masterbation, wackin it, jerkin off ect.

Hey mom im guna go take the dog for a walk ill be back in a lillte bit.

takin the dog for a walk by mike johnson March 10, 2005

cuffin' the dog 

See masturbate.

Nothing moved Billy more than a good round of cuffin' the dog.

cuffin' the dog by Drew Bryden May 11, 2003

Peanut The Dog 

An abandoned abused dog rescued and titled the most ugliest dog ever

James - Hey, look up on google images "peanut the dog "
Jacon - James, you have scared me for the rest of my life

Peanut The Dog by Gerbilla October 16, 2016

Slammin The Dog 

Slammin The Dog

I was sitting at my computer while watching some videos slammin the dog when my friend came in slammin the dog too.

Slammin The Dog by #Cody Stoner November 15, 2018

walk the dog

Have sex with your boyfriend when you're not in the mood because he won't stop humping your leg until you do

Girl 1: Did you and Jason get home from the bar ok last night?
Girl 2: Yeah. We were pretty drunk. I was ready to sleep but I had to walk the dog first.
Girl 1: How was it?
Girl 2: Fine. He came in 3 minutes and we both passed out. Then we had really good hangover sex the next morning.

walk the dog by Prp Guy March 18, 2011