stick dong

A traditional cock and balls drawing. Also a verb used when someone is acting like a total idiot or showing off for their friends.

Matt was stick donging around the party with a lampshade on his head.

by hickory street October 23, 2011

dilly dong

When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.

I put it in her butt and all I got was a dilly dong.

by clownpenis September 28, 2013

Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong

I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!

by Txbred September 30, 2015

dong do

a person, usually singular that reeks of a certain smell, usually relating to onions or farts

hey dude, you smell like dong do today... take a shower bro

by cazpers January 7, 2023

Dong Slop

The white, creamy chad (male ejaculate) that comes from the shaft of a well hung male.

"Man that chick is so hot."

"Yea I heard Kevin slathered her face in dong slop."

by Master Tube Steak January 25, 2013

dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021

Magnum Dong

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist

Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today

by godpleasehelpme October 10, 2020