Dry birth

When you give birth but the water never breaks

I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby

by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020

Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.

At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"

by nice bever February 3, 2024

birth reunion

A better name for birthday

Happy birth reunion Jade

by Heydudes January 14, 2018

Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

Chewbacca birth

When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.

Kid1-dude, you have a huge birthmark!
Kid2-yeah, I had a Chewbacca birth.

by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Birth Privilege

Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.

Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!

by 20th Century Blinder August 1, 2022