highway birth

Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.

accidents usually occur on highways.

you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.

by lazystina June 30, 2022

Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

by ElementalStorm97 October 04, 2018

I CANT BIRTH-

Commented by dumb retarded 11 year old "preppy" girls on tiktok who think there funny but just want every person on tiktok to kick there geeky as jaw in

" I CANT BIRTH-"
"shut the fuck up you slut"

by Jacquivous Johnson jr April 27, 2024

Birth giver

Someone who gives birth on a daily basis

Dude: Yo did you see jessicas new 803404278th baby?

other dude: yeah shes suuch a birth giver

by Wife haver123 January 14, 2022

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 09, 2021