paper boy

noun, slang, technical. Someone who still reads books on paper instead of an e-book reader.

I'm reading the new release already while my friend the paper boy is still waiting for his copy in the mail.

by Shoone January 26, 2009

Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

Leaves and paper

A joint, with the leaves being marijuana and the paper being rolling paper.

"Hey Matt, let's go burn some leaves and paper."

by Gazonkie February 19, 2006

Paper Platoon

get yo maskk on

aye charlie bruh, we gon ride for paper platoon

by dj charlie chicken soup February 18, 2015

Get Paper

The act of making money.

To obtain physical paper money by some act.

I'm down to set trip to get paper.

I'm broke I need to plan a caper and get paper.

by Edjr31 November 1, 2015

paper-whip

To document an action or activity without actually performing the action or witnessing the activity.

Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.

Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.

by Kongfire January 2, 2008

paper fetish

To be so erotically or romantically into an anime or game character that you lose any desire for a real human. Called a "paper fetish" because the closest you'll ever get to action with them is fondling a sheet of paper.

The otaku has a paper fetish, because he turned down a date to jack off to pictures of Rei online.

by Rakshasa May 7, 2004