foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019

testical festival

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

Dude, this place blows

Yeah, It's a testical festival

by Chris Chance January 28, 2008

Testiclops

A single testicled mofo.

One nut in a bag.
Get your hands off me you testiclops!
Just another dick with no balls.

by daytipa May 1, 2003

Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.

Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!

by StuPedasso October 10, 2012

testickle

To tickle one with a testicle.

What's that testicle doing in my armpit?

by devil herder July 11, 2004

Testicular Manslaughter

A severe, public emasculation by a significant other.

John's wife committed testicular manslaughter when she had him return tampons to the drug store.

by Reginald Beckwith December 14, 2010

armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)

I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!

by Foxygrrl1214 May 16, 2005