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Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
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I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home
Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
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Let nature take its course

A phrase used for lazy people who don't want to plan or do anything to interfere with a current situation. Therefore, the outcome, good or bad, won't be their responsibility.
Alison "that deer is limping"
Nicole "oh well, let nature take its course"
by Alison Hugg June 29, 2016
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TakeItMaster

Any ticket agency company which is expert at levelling unjustified fees and preventing all but the wealthy from attending cultural and sporting events.

Bonus points are awarded for parking fees at venues without parking, internet convenience charges when you print the ticket out yourself, and per-ticket service charges for internet booking. The trump card is when it's an exclusive contract so you can't buy tickets from anyone else, and worst, not even from the venue itself.

Any corporate with a monopoly like this can be referred to as TakeItMasters of the Universe (as assisted by He-Man the Tout).
I was going to take my girl to see Pearl Jam play tonight but you could only buy the tickets from TakeItMaster, $10 each with $30 processing charge per ticket so we watched TV at home instead.
by Samuel Crawley January 6, 2009
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takeiteesh

I have noticed more and more people saying this instead of "take it easy". It is pronounced like one word. Takeiteesh. Does anyone know where this comes from?
Bob: "I will call ya tomorrow around 5"
Sam: "OK, Takeiteesh"
by Gibbers July 8, 2006
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