Coat-tailer

Someone who rides off the coat tails of someone else to climb the 'proverbial' ladder - career, social, etc.

A coat-tailer is someone who only dates/marries or hangs around people of a certain status, (ie. salary, profession, social standing), who aspires to get the good life without earning it themselves.

by LfNG December 11, 2013

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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.

by NepgearAfficionado May 5, 2022

table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.

Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!

by Ryan Thavi March 9, 2005

table shower

Getting a sexual massage for men ;)

“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”

by KushXDlol May 8, 2018

periodic table

Two dimensional Satan.

Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!

by Elise deLise September 13, 2006

table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress

Send over a table jockey to take my order.

by mongoloid August 12, 2004

table hit

scraping up small pieces of reefer from a surface used to roll a blunt/joint and packing a bowl with it

Stoner 1-"how the fuck did you just hit the bowl? i thought you just rolled the last nugget up!"

Stoner 2- "Table hit, man."

Stoner 1- "ahh. nice."

by Lunchmeat November 28, 2006