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A depressed bitch who no one likes and has little brain cells
Sydney by Uh hah gurl November 7, 2018

Sydney Hanlon

A Sydney Hanlon is a most intelligent creature, usually looks 5 years younger than actual age. Is obsessed with caffeine injected items, such as coffee and red bull. Approach with caution. Sneaks away to obscure places. Likes to spill stuff all over her. Also will one day murder everyone that has ever annoyed it with a plastic untensil. Wants to be president in the year 2028.
I saw a Sydney Hanlon the other day and it almost killed me with a plastic knife.
Sydney Hanlon by loser coolbeans October 29, 2008
A total bitch who goes and f**ks everyone in sight. everyone likes her until the really see what she is like
"Did you see that girl over there"
"Yeah she's a total b**ch"
"I know a total Sydney"
Sydney by BuZZZoFFF June 30, 2016

Hampden-Sydney 

If you wanted to go to a Southern school, but Duke and U.Va weren't for you because they've enrolled too many "coloreds," and, besides, you had a 670 combined SAT and 1.9 GPA from a random Virginia day school, you're headed to Hampden-Sydney. There, you and a group of like-minded Abercrombie & Fitch-sporting retards can whittle away four years drinking, listening to Creedence, banging skanks from Sweetbriar, drinking, and pretending that the South won the War of Northern Aggression. You can also pretend that the fact that you're wearing a cowrie shell necklace under J. Crew flannels makes you rebellious, that the fact that you're wearing a "Fighting Cocks" baseball cap makes you witty, and that the fact that you attended HSC will make you a useful and productive member of society. If you don't ever want to face the fact that the world expands Westward of the mighty Mississippi and northward of the Mason Dixon line, HSC is a great place to start putting your head in the sand and your thumb up your ass.
Speaks for itself, don't it?
Hampden-Sydney by Theo February 2, 2005

Sydneycat 

An overly large cat with human features that you can make fun of no matter the situation. In its free time it likes to put up shelves in its cave and wipe dogs asses. It thinks it's a bad ass but in real life it's not. It is also unable to lick anything due its tongue being attached really far infront in its mouth. Most importantly it has way to much money then to know what to do with and doesn't bother to share it. Lastly, in times of need it thinks of the most STUPID/unrealistic things to do, making it easy to shut down in a heartbeat.
That person is being such a Sydneycat.
I'm sorry I'm being such a Sydneycat right now.
I hope you dont hate because im really being a Sydneycat right now
Sydneycat by Diddy24234234234 January 5, 2011
A delicious desert made up of Two Chocolate Chip cookies, Peanut Butter, Chocolate, and a melted marshmallow, (IceCream can also be added if desired).
"What is that? It kind of looks like a s'more with cookies!"

"Actually, it's a SydPie, much better than a normal S'more!"
Sydpie by DK17 July 30, 2012