shanked

To get raped from someone you have met on the internet.

I met John on the internet and he shanked me.

by Palmy November 7, 2006

Shanked

Being told off, or shouted at.

Mrs West just proper shanked me!

by turquoise-xo November 3, 2010

shanker

a fat, short, meaty little penis, usualy weilded by obese children.

look at that fat kid's shanker, its so short and fat!

that girl doesnt like me because i have a shanker.

by sausage robino December 12, 2008

Swanked

To be corrected in public by Swank or person who has his personality of being a over-pompous, health-regulated person

You've been Swanked!

by shokubeni February 26, 2010

shankel

when a guy shits and pisses in a hat, then a girl puts that hat on her head, and after it dripps down hey head she rubs it all over her body

The girl wants to shankel

by dirtybumshmeckle October 10, 2014

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

Shanked up

gettin done in tha booty
(insult if ya dude)

kevin got shanked up when he went to juvie

by BayAreaPryncess March 1, 2004