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crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.
don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker
by val July 27, 2004
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noodle sacker

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.
That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."
by Tedrick Consuelos December 2, 2007
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dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.
Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
by the tree dog July 12, 2009
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Slacker

Verb. To inflict the pain of your own laziness on another, to spread the disease of procrastination with the intent of bringing another intentionally down with you.
“I was supposed to be working, but I’ve done nothing but eat nachos and watch Gangland all day because you slackered me good.”
by cfmurraytime July 7, 2010
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Slackers

girls who have no motivation to do school work but can't say no to going out.
>So its 3am, you done your assignment yet?

>Haven't even started dude, you?

>LMAO ... no.

>World's biggest slackers..
by COD...PLEASE! March 22, 2011
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Piss Sacker

The term, "Piss Sack" refers to an artificial bladder, affectionatley known medically as a Colostomy Bag, which can be worn strapped to an inner thigh, or worn outside the body for effect.
The term "Piss Sacker" refers to a particular wearer of this device - one who has nothing wrong with their urinary control functionality, but rather a person who is not keen to allow the disruptiveness of standing up and walking to a near by toilet interfere with their every day routine. Particularly beneficial when binge drinking.
Person 1 - Fuck me mate, we've only had three pints and I'm already on my second piss....
Piss Sacker - You have an absurdly weak bladder (he he he)!

1 Hour later.......
Person 1 - Look this isnt funny anymore - This is our 17th pint and you havn't had a piss yet. Whats going on? Are you some kind of piss sacker?
Person 2 - Yes.
by BobbyDazzleWazzler July 23, 2008
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Slackers

A ridiculously funny movie about cheating in college.
Have you seen slackers?
No.
Are you stupid?
Yes.
by Danno April 6, 2005
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