Serioused

The past version of Serious

I was 100% serioused

by C00lorz October 22, 2011

Siriously

The word you scream when Siri comes on you iPhone or iPad when you did not ask for Siri to help you.

“So the other day I was in HISTORY class... (Siri pops up and says how can I help you) OMG SIRIOUSLY?...

by SKULLYARD October 4, 2019

seriously funny

The type of individual that knows that he/she is funny but denies and does not show any ounce of laughter or any sort of smile.

Corey walks up to Dolly and cracks a seriously funny joke, she laughs out loud but he does not even show a smile.

by Gongostyles May 20, 2016

are you serious

similar to 'r u sure'

jeff: lisa goosed warren last night
Hardy: are you serious

by Big John Stud April 11, 2005

serious emotional trauma

See goatse

Oh dear god the pain!

by SpinSpyder June 24, 2003

serious jockin

What a DJ does when he runs out of ideas and wants to appeal to the 'yoof' audience. He adopts a stupid name, usually misspelt because everyone knows that younglings don't spell things properly and plays the same old crap he usually plays, only with ludicrous 'puns'. A waste of time and licence payers money. Anyone adopting such a tactic to try and liven up their show should be forcibly retired.

The DJ last night was serious jockin'.

by BotanicalMetal August 10, 2019

Serious ?

Listening, but not listening, blah blah blah.........Thinking to yourself...." Lying ass, would this motha fucka shut up for a fuckin minute".

Jaime: I met and macked on five bitches last night.


Joe: Serious ?

by Rule 3 May 10, 2005