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the sunrise kingdom

1: I love the sunrise kingdom!
2: Fucking weeaboo
by Frederik The Mighty June 16, 2017
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Granola Sunrise

When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”
I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.
by Distracted Cosmonaut June 9, 2024
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dark sunrise

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.
John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.
by nebjeb February 6, 2018
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Sunrise surprise

When an unsepecting woman is pounced on from behind when they are lying on their stomach and brutally analed while getting their vagina stuffed with household items or the surpriser's fecaces.
When my wife woke up I gave her a sunrise surprise
by Sexual predator August 13, 2015
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sunrise capri sun

a popular alcoholic drink on the east coast. You mix juice with vodka and a couple of other things and call it a sunrise. Usually fixed at parties, and typically a chic drink.
Taylor- Yo what can I hit you up with?

Jennie- I think I want a sunrise capri sun
by mrmixer123 March 18, 2010
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'Sunrise Chillin

that feeling when you see the sunrise and you are tired from the past day and night and you think to yourself that now everything is fine and you need to go sleep.
"Santa: "what a fucking night, I can see the sun rising already
"Rodolf: "yeah, now time to sleep big bear
"Santa: "yeah' 'Sunrise Chillin
by Fextur June 2, 2018
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sunrise bash

1. it's dawn when you finish work and you are finally ready for some action but your partner is sleeping and mad at you for turning the music on.

2. an alone party you host for yourself after you finish work because you, instead of finally sleeping, get distracted by the cyber.

3. when you take a bath together in the morning rays before leaving to work/school. later partners may be found restraining their tongues saying:
me? oh, i had a sunrise bash... ;)
by lady.in.white. April 12, 2012
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