Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm

The stump is so small

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

Stumping

The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline

Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”

by Snaggletooth24 August 4, 2018

Stump hole

1. A disc golf basket placed on a stump
2. While going number 2, it breaks and the rest won’t come out.

1. It’s a high line but I’m going to ace this stump hole!
2. We had messy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.

by SufferingSuccotash March 31, 2025

silly tree stump

TYLER JOSEPH JAMES

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'

by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025

Stumping

When you use a stoma for sexual gratification .

Gary enjoys stumping over traditional intercourse .

by Slackmasterflx June 13, 2023

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018