lame stream media

Large media organizations such as NBC/MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and NPR Radio that are actually very legitimate news organizations but are often accused of bias because they embarrass and point out the hypocrisy and idiocy of many Tea Baggers and fake Conversatives.

Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.

Interviewer: "Mrs. Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers you read regularly, you could not cite a single example."

Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

split stream action

The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.

Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.

Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut

by street trash viper March 30, 2010

Stream Sniper

Consists of a 10-15 year old virgin that is trying his/her best to get in a game with a popular streamer such as Ninja Tfue etc and the goal is to kill them and get a great reaction whilst they're streaming they're also watching their stream to see updates such as if the streamer is low health idle or being attacked by others in the game.

Virgin: Dude I'm in their game I think *Wets pants* DUDE I'M IN THEIR GAME I'M GONNA FIND THEM AND KILL THEM
Virgin: *Kills Streamer* OMG I KILLED THEM I KILLED THEM I KILLED THEM...
Cool guy in party: Dude chill tf out you killed someone it's not like if your parents loved you.
Streamer: Fucking stream sniper man *reports stream sniper*
Virgin: Dude c'mon i'm going to get banned now *cries*

by Renzuit October 29, 2018

Devil's stream

The double stream of piss out of a penis when the penis lips are stuck together in the morning

the tissues on the back of the toilet were fuck when the devil's stream took over . One stream of piss down on my foot and one in the tissue box. What the fuck?

by Thomas broadway May 14, 2015

streamaholic remorse

The guilt felt at wasting, what otherwise could have been, productive time, watching an entire season of a television series on Netflix, HBO-GO or some other Internet video streaming site, in non-stop, episodic sequence.

I spent my entire day off watching Season III of Game of Thrones and later suffered from streamaholic remorse.

by Timeghost March 1, 2014

steamtroller

A person who flattens any meaningful discussion about an event by constantly relating it back to a single issue, e.g. income inequality, immigration, race, "Christian values," feminism, etc.

The debate moderator was asking questions about foreign policy, but Bernie Sanders just kept bringing it back to income inequality. He's a total steamtroller.

Grandma turns into a steamtroller once she starts talking about immigrants at Thanksgiving.

by Coatimundi Cockleburr June 3, 2016

Screamtuber

Let's player who overreacts (yelling, cursing, etc.) and acts like an idiot on camera as well as using clickbait thumbnails and all caps video titles to attract viewers from the ages of 7-13. Plays whatever games are currently the most popular.

"Oh, my god, you have to watch 'FNAF Part 87: CHICA KILLED ME!!!'"
"I dunno, sounds like it was made by a screamtuber"

by NoCapsNoSpaces July 2, 2016