Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Staden j

Staden is a person that you want to have in your life , someone that is trustworthy, someone that is loyal, someone that is friendly, someone who cares for you , someone that will hurt the person that hurts you . He is an amazing person and if u have him in your life you should be grateful and not fuck that up . He is such a sweet heart if you get to know him - he is taken

Staden j is my everything

by Katieb August 1, 2018

Shradessa

The foursome gay ship between Shahzaib, Adam, Essa, and Rex.

Person 1: Hey what's your favourite gay ship?
Person 2: Probably Malec... OH WAIT!!! IT'S SHRADESSA

by SRMSBMGFR February 13, 2019

Sausage Straddler

A homosexual man

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"

by tbone69 August 22, 2008

cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.

Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?

by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013

exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.

I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

mezza la strada

Mezza la strada is an italian phrase meaning middle of the street. But can be used as a negative statement to someone being stupid, or a person who is what we call "shot".

For example when somebody says something stupid or does something really dumb italians use the phrase minchia tu sei mezza la strada.

by TMangia December 9, 2013