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Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.
Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!
by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018
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Stoolie

An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.
Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.
by TheLinguisticScientist July 26, 2018
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Stoolie

Stoolie when one is acting like a moron as intelligent as shit (stool sample).
Did you take out that hot bitch last night and you were to afraid to fuck her . Way to go stoolie you will never get that chance again!
by Banging Head August 6, 2018
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Stoolio

At first it was used to describe a weird shaped stool, but people started using it as a way of describing someone who is acting up or feeling himself too much
"That lil stoolio been trippin lately"

"What did u say to me stoolio?"
by Mr. Litty October 5, 2018
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Stooshbag

"Did you hear about stooshbag?"
"Yeah he's one badass mother fucker."
by Stooshbag December 8, 2018
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stool

stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.

so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
(someone is chasing you)
then you yell STOOL!
by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019
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stool pigeon

A rat of a neighborhood who either makes up things about you or wants attention on Facebook.
Scott Manno is the stool pigeon of the town because he thinks he knows it all.
by Mr. Thatcher October 3, 2019
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