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wat da hell derrick is gon get next time he say some crazy shit 2 me
Derrick: imma fuck yu up

Me: Shut yo bitch ass up b4 yu get stomped in da muhfuckin ground

Derrick: who da fuck yu snappin on?

Me: *stomps da fuck outta him* Now ya bitch ass is in da ground. Yu better hope somebody loves yu enough 2 come dig yo stupid ass out
by *Noona*{{WSP}} June 1, 2009
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Stumping

Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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toilet stomp

Forcing the mouth of an oppressed individual onto the ceramic edge of a toilet and stomping directly onto the back of their head. This often breaks the victim's jaw and pushes their teeth into their skull. This is extremely painful and entails a long recovery. The lack of sanitary conditions can lead to immense infections that can last years. This is equivalent to a curb stomp except instead of on a curb, the event is taken place on a toilet. Once a man toilet stomps someone, he may need to flush repeatedly to hide the moans of the victim. That, or he can toilet stomp the victim into unconsciousness.
That fruit tard was dancin' with my mom, so I broke him with a toilet stomp, son!
by K NUTSACK January 21, 2010
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waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)
A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.
by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011
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word stomp

To curb stomp by usage of words or language

To completely own someone with a smart comeback or statement
"Man, you just got word stomped"
by the-big-tim November 20, 2009
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stomper

A giver of crushing blows using the soles and heels of ones boots; One who steps on his opponent in a violent swift motion.
The scumbag learned the hard way what a stomper can do when he gave the skinheads trouble.
by Geezer December 6, 2003
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moon stomper

coolest fucking people in the world!! Moon Stompers are ska heads!
All the moon stompers headed down to the show where they skanked the night away!
by ryan April 25, 2004
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