Clare Stephenson

A girl who smells like shit, too ugly to be true, she has horrible teeth and most of the time she’s farting and even in the classrooms :L cause her bum’s apparently always working but it is just a kinda “scream” which comes from her bum and it means “fuck me”. she’s the biggest slag ever and she has won lots of prizes for being such a slag, she has been on the slag lists since they were created till our days :L she has kept the 1rst place during 4 years consecutively and she’s the biggest slag in the United Kingdom and in the world, she has established a new record never seen before as the girl who has seen more cocks in the world, she has seen more cocks than a porn actress though some people say that Clare has seen more cocks than a male public toilet :L this is said by those who have fucked Clare and because of it they have arranged a meeting: the annual meeting “I fucked Clare Stephenson ” where those who have fucked clare can go there and tell their stories about having sex with Clare Stephenson :L

1st Example.

Girl 1: Look that girl's such a slag, she has slept around with lots of boys.

Girl 2: yer, she's a right Clare :/.

2nd Example.

Boy 1: im going to go to the annual meeting I fucked Clare

Boy 2: You fucked what? |: where the fuck are you going?

Boy 1: I've fucked Clare Stephenson so i will go to the annual meeting for those who have fucked her.

Boy 2: Could i go mate?

Boy 1: NO! you havent fucked Clare :/

Boy 2: oh :(

by ThePunisherColxx November 2, 2011

Port Stephens

Situated about 2 hours from Sydney, Australia (NSW), Port Stephens is a shitty bogan dominated area comprising of Nelson Bay, Salamander Bay, Tanilba Bay,Medowie, Anna Bay etc...
Port Stephens can best be described as a big hole, which gets deeper and shittier the further in you travel and the closer you are to Medowie.

Lots of Asians and old people.
A dolphin here and there.

Lester was incredibly dissappointed when he found out that his family were wasting their summer vacation in Port Stephens.

by sarah_candy August 28, 2008

Stephen

A complete and utter prick. If you ever meet a Stephen just walk away and do yourself a favour as he will make you miserable. Usually a lanky streak of piss with a cocktail sausage penis which he doesn't know how to use, so the term 'it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it' is completely irrelevant.

This one time I met a Stephen and he was so ugly I nearly became blind

by HeyitsdoubleD December 11, 2016

Stephen Curry

God.

Have you ever seen god play basketball?

Yes, his name is Stephen Curry.

by he's god man August 23, 2016

stephen tries

An unfunny ginger nonce who's mates with God memeulous and square-head

Person 1: You watched that nonce stephen tries?
Person 2: Nah he's shit m8 he touches kids

by ThiccNonce69 December 23, 2019

Stephen

A nice gentleman who will Make u feel the world is yours,Stephens tend to sometimes be a smart a** but that’s ok cause he makes it up to u either way,Stephens have pretty blue eyes and knows how to treat a girl if you were or in a relationship with Stephen make sure you tell him you love him daily cause Stephens are sensitive,If you were in a relationship with Stephen he probably made a impact on your life,In all to say Stephens are nice,sensitive, crazy,Goofy and funny.KEEP HIM

Girl:Aren’t you Stephens girlfriend
Girlfriend:yes
Girl:lucky Stephen is very gentleman like I wish I had a Stephen type

Girl:Aren’t you Stephens ex?
Girl:yes why?
Girl:I feel bad he probably made a impact on your life I can tell you still have feelings good luck:)

by uglyaaa.kiiddd😒👌🏽☹️ June 20, 2018

Stephen

Just like a regular Steven, but with a ph instead of a v in order to sound different.

“What’s your name?”
“Stephen with a ph.”
“Phteven is is.”

by FireDuck3000 August 18, 2018